Teusday 9th October

Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab to work on her new movie. It’s called Dare to Love Me, and she plays a Tango Dancer. She was learning to tango while in rehab.

P Diddy is such a horndog!! He has just found out he is the father of a 15-month old girl named Chance. His twins to Kim Porter are 10 months old, which means….. he’s a man-whore!!!! This is his sixth child!

Jennifer Garner says she will never star in a movie directed by her husband Ben Affleck. She uses the excuse that someone has to stay home and look after the kids, but we all know she also thinks his movies are crap!

Ashton Kutcher accidentally left his cellphone behind in a taxi in France. A common mistake, but when you’re a celebrity and you have nude photos of yourself and your famous wife on it, that’s a stupid thing to do!! Ashton had 30 nude photos on his phone and now the French taxi driver wants $1 million. . . or he's selling them.

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab but may go back for outpatient treatment. Lindsay was arrested on July 24th for drink driving, and police found a "small" amount of cocaine in her pocket. She’s been in rehab since August.

Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon on Saturday in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel! Pam’s kids and members of her family were there to see her marry her third husband. Pam is an "assistant" in Hans Klok's magic show, so married Rick between shows. She wore a white denim Valentino dress. Spiderman star Tobey Maguire was also there.

Britney Spears has revealed the name of her upcoming album. It will be called ‘Blackout’. That "refers to blocking out negativity and embracing life fully," according to her record company, not what happens when Britney has a few too many drinks! Speaking of Brit, she has finally reunited with her mum Lynne. Lynne and Brit’s sister Jamie-Lynn flew from their home in Kentwood to see her. They are trying to patch things up. And Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federline are both trying to increase their profiles by securing TV interviews with Martin Bashir! Britney wants to win back public sympathy by spilling the beans about her life with KFed, and Kev is hoping to tell his side of the story. Martin Bashir is best known for his chats with Princess Diana and Michael Jackson. He’s really keen to do an interview. He’d love to get them both in the same room. Kevin is up for that but Britney is less keen.

Eva Longoria got a fright when she walked into her Trailer on the set of Desperate Housewives and found two women using her bathroom. They said they were on a studio tour and found Eva’s trailer unlocked, so popped in to use the loo. Eva was so upset she went straight to Security and demanded this never happen again.
Eva was shaking "I won't want extras on my toilet! I could get a disease!"

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has sent a letter to Kevin Federline, asking him to get the family dogs away from Britney! The letter reads, "For the sake of your children and the animals who are at risk while in Ms. Spears' custody, we hope that you will do the right and best thing for all involved and pursue a custody order for the animals so that your sons can continue to have the company of the animals they've grown to adore."

The Spice Girls are releasing a new song, their first new material in seven years! The single will be called "Headlines," and Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell describes it as being a "big love song."

George Clooney may be a bit kinkier than I thought… a paparazzi snapped him leaving his house over the weekend, carrying sex ramo! The Liberator is a soft, foam-filled wedge that can be used to maximize your enjoyment during sex. It allows the user to get into various positions which would otherwise be uncomfortable. What was George doing with it? Throwing it out? Or taking it around to his girlfriend’s house? Here’s a link to some X-RATED pics of how you can use the Sex Ramp. YOU MUST BE 18 to view these!!!!

Pamela Anderson has sex for $250,000.00

Fall Out Boy singer Pete Wentz has FINALLY confirmed that he is in a relationship with Ashlee Simpson.
He says she is his "best friend" but he still gets to "kiss her".
Ashelee’s dad is happy about their match-up, commenting: "He's a good kid."

Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson and her dad Joe caused a ruckus at a club on Sunday night. When they went to leave, the bouncers let them through but blocked the rest of their entourage, thinking they WEREN'T part of the group. Pete started yelling at security, and things escalated to the point where one of the security guys shoved Pete and he knocked into Ashlee, who hit the wall. Then Pete lost it! And Joe JOINED IN.

Simon Cowell has come to the defence of Britney Spears after her shocker at the MTV Awards. Simon says, "We have decided we can bring Britney back. We are very serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends. . . She can turn it around."
Britney’s performance did nothing to help airplay of her new single, "Gimme More". The song debuted yesterday on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. . . at #85.

It’s not often you see Zahara Jolie-Pitt walking on her own. Apparently she suffers from hip dysplasia which means her thigh isn't connected to her hip correctly. She needs braces to re-set her limbs. Brad and Angelina have talked with their paediatrician, who told them Zahara may need to have surgery.

Pamela Anderson is dating a professional poker player after he made her an "indecent proposal". She was playing in Vegas and was down $250,000 at the poker tables, when the guy next to her offered her the chance to wipe her debt clean in return for sex. Pam agreed and now they’re in a serious relationship!!!

"People" magazines annual Best and Worst Dressed list is out. This year's best-dressed women include Beyoncé, Jennifer Lopez, Gwen Stefani, Katie Holmes, Penelope Cruz, Jessica Biel, Cameron Diaz, Ali Larter, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon. The guys include David Beckham, Terrence Howard, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and George Clooney.--Best-dressed COUPLES include Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Gwen and her husband Gavin Rossdale, Halle Berry and her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.
Avril Lavigne gets NO LOVE for wearing combat boots with a frilly dress. . . and Sienna Miller gets slammed for going out in public in black hot pants and tights.

Angelina Jolie was overheard on the phone, telling someone that Brad Pitt can't manage money, and should stick to looking "pretty" and leave the finances to her.