Ten years ago, a notorious book came out called "You'll never make love in this town again". It was written by four high-class hookers, and it caused a sensation. In celebration of it’s 10th anniversary, the hookers have named names!! On the list are Matt Leblanc, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Brad Pitt. One girl, Olivia, says she was involved in a sleazy transaction with Brad Pitt, when he was much younger. He responded to her ad in the paper where she offered "a hot girl, for a hot massage". Brad paid Olivia five hundred bucks for "her services". She says "we got right down to business. Nothing romantic, nothing kinky. He just wanted to get off. He put on a condom, and the whole thing was over pretty quick".
LAWSUIT
Avril Lavigne is being sued by a guy called Tommy Dunbar for plagiarism. Tommy is the songwriter and frontman of a 70’s band called The Rubinoos, and he claims that Avril stole parts of hi song, "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend". Avril's manager says the lawsuit is a load or rubbish because he got a "musicologist" to study both songs and he was assured they're NOT similar enough to warrant the lawsuit. (They both have the "Hey, Hey, You, You" thing in the chorus. . . but then again, so does "Get Off My Cloud" by the Rolling Stones. . .)
CELEBRITY BREAK UP
P Diddy has broken up with his girlfriend and mother of his kids, Kim Porter. They’re always on again off again, but this time Kim says it’s over because Diddy’s been giving his Diddy to Sienna Miller. Kim has only recently given birth to P Diddy’s twins.
HIRING A PRIVATE EYE
You may have seen a photo last week of Britney rocking up to a Caravan her mum was staying in to hand her some papers before driving off. Apparently Britney handed her mum a poem and a legal letter. The poem was about how “she didn’t have a mum anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child." When Britney handed over the poem and Lawyer’s letter, she also handed over a CD that had secretly recorded phone calls between Brit’s mum and Kevin Federline. Britney had hired a private investigator to catch them working together to try and get the kids away from Britney.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO
Have you heard about or seen the raunchy holiday snaps of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo making out in a spa?? More have surfaced and I have to show them to you, because Nick has a classic porno face in one of the shots. It’s clear that these two lovebirds were having sex. They’re both humiliated the photos have been published, saying they were just celebrating their anniversary. Good on them!!
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