March 12th

TOMKAT NEWS - Tom and Katie may be having another baby… They went to a celebrity baby boutique and asked for four "scenarios" for a baby boy's room. Themes of sports, cartoons and nursery rhymes, and lots of eggshell blue. They gave the store a deadline of April 15. Since Katie doesn't look pregnant, maybe she and Tom are adopting a baby boy.


GUILTY - Former "Prison Break" actor Lane Garrison, who played Tweener, but was shot dead at the end of last week’s episode, has been with vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence, as well as providing alcohol to a minor. On December 2nd last year, he met three teenagers. . . a 17-year-old boy and two 15-year-old girls. . . at an LA supermarket. They invited him to a party. He accepted, and drove them drunk. He crashed and killed the boy. He’s looking at a possible six years and eight months in prison.


NEWS FROM THE GRAVE - The Anna Nicole Smith scandals just get weirder… A Native American man called Johnny Soto has come out of the woodwork saying that his son, Marshall, is Anna's biological son, and he has a birth certificate with her listed as the mother to prove it. Johnny says he met Anna when he was a handyman at a Resort she was staying at. They got on very well. He says the large amount of weight Anna gained in 2001 was an attempt to hide the pregnancy. They named the baby Marshall after Anna's late husband. Shortly after Marshall's birth, Anna began shooting her E! reality show and gave Johnny custody of the baby and $10,000 a month in his bank account for child support. (Obviously those monthly payments have stopped!) The owners of the Hard Rock Hotel where Anna Nicole Smith died last month have called in an Indian Shaman to "purify" the suite where she was found.


NEW BOOK - Madonna's former nanny, Melissa Dumas, is writing an unauthorized tell-all book about the inner workings of the Ritchie household, including details of Madonna’s marriage to Guy Ritchie, the family's devotion to Kabbalah and the motivation behind Madonna's decision to adopt from Malawi.


TV GOSS -Treasure Island: Pirates of the pacific was on TV2 again last night. Shockingly, Rebecca Loos was sent home after he refused to do the elimination challenge. I’ve got some more behind the scenes goss!! One of the contestants had to be treated for Honeymooners Disease while on the island!! (The medical term is ‘Cystitis’ and is usually contracted after having too much nookie!!) And two of the celebs got together the night before the show started and went at it like rabbits in the swimming pool, and all night, right up until they were called to get on the boat!


NEW ALBUM - Good Charlotte's new album ‘Good Morning Revival’ will be out next Monday (19th March) and it will be different to their usual stuff. They’ve decided to lighten things up. Benji says, "We look around and everything is dark, dark, dark, theatrical death. I mean, we did it with 'Chronicles of Life and Death' two years ago. If everyone's wearing black, we want to wear white."


SORRY MS HILTON - Things are not going great for Paris Hilton. She is being dropped by her record label within the next few weeks. Apparently, Warner Music have not yet told her that they don’t want a second album, but they reckon she won’t care anyway since she has "lost interest" in her pop career.